found this image really funny. thanks to speedis.org for the free hosting, and thanks to THIEF for the photo of the Cock-flavored soup and the html tutorial.

i was supposed to go out last night... but i couldn't... i was advised to stay home... and the story goes:

i had a pinched nerve on my chest (naipit na ugat) and it was causing me pain... stupid me still went to the gym and worked out, thereby aggravating the situation... steamroom helped a lot, though.

it got to a point where breathing was painful... couldn't expand my chest to get enough oxygen... i kept yawning the whole day.

late in the evening, i went to a manghihilot. she was real good... i just told her that i had a pinched nerve on my chest. she asked me to take my shirt off, made a sweeping motion and poked the injured area out... all without me telling her where it was. she proceeded to massage the injured area... it hurt! after the first minute, i could hardly breathe and i was cringing in pain.

she managed to get the pain to go down... i think the area is half-fixed. i wasn't allowed to take a bath until today (good thing i took a nice long shower before going to the manghihilot.

i'm excited for later... my hunny and i are going to someplace in Antipolo to watch the sunset... i'm bringing champagne and some plastic cups :D

one of my favorite jokes:

A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he has lived all his life and into a real forest. Since he lived in the magical forest he has magical powers. He sees a bear chasing a rabbit and thinks to himself, this isn't right, everyone should live in peace. So he stops the bear and rabbit and tells them that if they stop chasing each other he'll give them both three wishes. The bear thinks for a second and wishes that all the rest of the bears in the forest were female. Poof, all of them are female. Next the rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. The bear looks at the rabbit wondering why he would want a crash helmet.

The bear thinks for a second making sure he makes a good second wish and wishes that all the rest of the bears in the country were female. Again -- poof -- all the rest became female. Then the rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Now the bear steps back and looks at the rabbit in amazment. How dumb is this rabbit he thinks to himself. All he had to do was wish for money and he could buy all the motorcycles he ever wanted. This has to be the dumbest creature the bear has ever seen, he thinks to himself.

It is time for the bear's final wish and he takes a second to think and makes sure he doesn't waste it. After a minute he wishes that all the other bears in the whole world were female. And again poof they are all female.

Next the rabbit puts on his helmet and jumps on the bike. He turns around and smiles. Then he says, ''I wish that that bear is gay.''

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

took a purity test... i'm surprised i'm THAT pure

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	55% Explored the pleasures of the flesh	64.4%
Shamelessness	90.5% Has yet to see self in mirror	79%
Sex Drive	76.3% The Pope is envious	77.2%
Straightness	75% Just go fuck something, okay?	44.2%
Gayness	19.6% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame	82.7%
Fucking Sick	94.7% Refreshingly normal	89.6%
You are 69.05% pure Average Score: 72.1%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

weird... have this pain on my left chest... having trouble taking a deep breath... will goto the doctor for a check up soon.

radio interview went extremely well. Tita C and Jay were a smashing success... Hunny and i were in the background just being ourselves... apparently the DJs noticed and mentioned that we were lovey dovey in the background... hehehehe

after the radio talk show, we proceeded to F's condo and had excellent champagne. had a lot of bitch moments, but there was a time there where F assured me of friendship by saying he invited me to his house and i'm part of their family already. Hunny's friends are the best. They're real people who, despite their wealth and stature, don't give a damn and accept you for who you are.

funny thing... all hunny's friends are worried that they're scaring me off already... there's Mommy J, there's F, and a whole bunch of others...

i won't leave my hunny for anything... i love her so much.

oh, funny thing... fil-aussie guy just sent me an SMS. we sorta traded SMS that went something like this:

him: you still mad?
me: nope. why should i be mad? cows get mad :)
him: you busy?
me: getting ready for bed. what's up?
him: nothing much. just thinking about you and feeling something
me: feeling what?
him: feeling uhm... rather heated ;)
me: wish i could help you out but i'm in a relationship already
him: gee, how quick. doesn't anybody just date around anymore? anyway, good luck.
me: we dated, we clicked, we got together. right person, right place, right time :)

the conversation ended there. hehehehe. it's so weird that now that i'm committed, so many people seem to want to be with me. well, too bad for them. i'm happy. extremely :)

been a lazy person for the past week... maybe that's why i'm getting sick. bleh...

anyway.... MY MOM IS THE BEST MOM IN THE WORLD!!!!!! and I LOVE MY MOM!!!!!!!

ok... now that that's out of my system... i really love my mom. never has she shown that she doesn't love me... she always makes me feel wonderful and tingly inside... i had to wake her up at 5AM because i couldn't get her antique sewing machine to work and stitch up my tarpaulin banner. she never complained... she got it to work and she made everything all right.

i gave her my avon products... yes, i got avon products because i got to meet with them about a project. they said the goodie bag was for guys... it contained one guy cologne, two lipsticks, one body lotion, one talcum powder, one skin renewal thingie and some other girlie product. yes, it was for men.

i gave my girlfriend the one of the lipsticks and the talcum powde. she loved it :) i told her where i got it from, anyway.

i love her love her love her... i'm talking about my girlfriend now, in case you didn't notice :)

whew! been really tired since Monday. procrastination has finally caught up to me.. hehhehe, but i still managed to pull through... bad habit reinforced by the ability to get through it... bad combination.

anyway, my hunny, tita C, mommy J, and I went to powerplant to watch THE HUNTED.... it was a very bloody movie. great concept. Tommy Lee Jones was a tracker. most wonderful ability. wish i could have those abilities :)

arranged for a radio interview for hunny's friends. :)

miss my hunny already

it's pathetic how some people won't stop until i'm miserable. last night, my hunny got an anonymous SMS stating that i posted somewhere on the internet that i don't love her and i'm just using her to hurt my ex. funny... i was IM-ing my friend and asked his comments about it... apparently SMART people understand what i've been writing about... STUPID people don't. hehehehehe. Transcript as follows:


ME: you read my blog?

FRIEND: aheh. yeah i did.

ME: was there ever an entry that said somehting like: i don't like my girlfriend and i'm just using her to hurt my ex?

FRIEND: o_O

FRIEND: not to MY knowledge

FRIEND: to MY interpreatation, you are madly in love the woman.

ME: that's cool

ME: there's this anonymous texter who texted her that message. i just laughed it off

FRIEND: let me guess. yet ANOTHER attempt at a left handed spin by the slugs in need of notochords?

ME: uh huh

FRIEND: *sarcasm* will wonders never cease *sarcasm*

ME: i do'nt understand these people. they're like my uncle, they can't be happy unless other people are miserable

*end of conversation*

anyway, i met up with hunny last night. she was supposed to invest in a friend's restaurant, but the place needs A LOT of work... it won't work the way it is right now...

i'm having money issues again... she's earning more than i am and she doesn't want me to spend for all our dates... i do my best to pay for everything, though... only way to resolve this is to get more clients ;)

i will live a about 33 years more from now, i think... funny, i never thought i would commit suicide... when i used my real names i got the following results: i would die from caffeine overdose, die from snakebites, or fall from a great height... the last one seems more possible for me...

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i'm a deceiving vampire...


Ravnos--
These vampires are deceivers of the first order,
weaving illusion and lies into elaborate
schemes to part the foolish from whatever it is
the Ravnos might fancy -- be it wealth, blood
or even their victims' freedom. Like
Mephistopheles or Old Scratch, the Ravnos ply
their devil's deals with whomever they choose,
be it human or vampire, and woe to those who
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my mom's the best!

my mom must've noticed that i have been scrimping and saving the past few days... i owe her a few hundred pesos and i haven't paid her back yet. she pulled me aside earlier and asked me if i was short on cash, because if i was, she had some cash saved up and was willing to lend me money. awwwwwwww.

i hate myself... i've become a semi-narcoleptic... i fall asleep whenever i have deadlines i set for myself....

a ball of energy: that's what i've been the past few days. man! from gimmicking until 4 in the morning to waking up at 930am to get ready for Enchanted Kingdom, spending the whole day there to a not so late nightcap. Amazing!

hunny and i went with my bestfriend to enchanted kingdom (a local themepark, in case you didn't know). we had a great time. it was 9 hours of fun and non-stop laughter. i'm glad hunny and my bestfriend clicked well. i couldn't be happier.

FLYING NUNS!!!! we saw flying nuns yesterday. We rode on this thing called Flying Fiesta. (check out the mushroom-shaped object at http://www.enchantedkingdom.com.ph/portabello.htm to find out what i'm talking about) it was basically a bunch of swings around this concrete pole. a bunch of noviciate nuns were there, and we had a field day watching them fly about in the swings. it was almost like watching Sally Field as the flying nun. We have pictures to prove it! We had a field day, had great photos, basically had a great time.

evening came, we went home for a short shower, then we visited hunny's friends... just to update each other. we missed the showing of Charlie's Angels. had fun listening to the stories of what transpired the night before... enjoyed people's company... too bad it had to end early... hunny was really tired, too.

life is really short... it's what you make of it that counts

oh yeah, not to self and others... if you plan to ride on the RIOGRANDE RAPIDS, make sure you bring extra clothes, underwear included, unless you want to go home soaking wet.