As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in... <----Never did this before... but it sure is funny! I've had some psychos who've tried that...

I've learned that one good turn gets most of
the blankets. <--- in this weather? who wants a blanket, anyway? besides, body heat is so much more fun without the blanket! :P

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses. <--- true! That doesn't stop me from caring, though

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. <--- in my case, suspicion is not enough... i have to prove it... and I have proven it :D usually when there's smoke there's fire... I see fire and i put it out HAHAHAHAHA

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. <--- so true!! When Sh*T happens, it usually happens to the nice people.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. <---- true! true!! the best gauge is your own. never compare yourself with what others have... you don't know what they did to get that.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. <--- Hehehehe!!! i wonder if anyone else will tell me they're depressed now...

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off. <--- yes!! even taking off glasses or a hat can be sexy! don't know how? ASK ME!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAEHEOHOAHAHEHOAHA!!!

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. <--- yeah, when you're sick... you feel like you'll throw up your gut along with your brains so that you'll feel better.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. <---- EEEEEWWWWW!!!!! but, what kind of sweaty things are we talking about? BAWHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHA

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back. <---- hmmm... no comment! :P

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity. <---- some people are more mature than others... some people never mature... i've matured, but managed not to grow up... because I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!! :P

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. <--- yes, i enjoy my own personal insanity :)

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. <--- true... they have drugs to blame for that :P sadly, there are people who want to be like that.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. <---VERY TRUE!!!!

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it <--- in my case, i'm the one who fixes stuff here... after breaking them HAHAHAHAHAHA

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity. <---- so, i'm a genius? :P

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent. <---- hmmm... it's a matter of maintaining people you want to be with you and totally ignoring the pains in the ass...

1. IF YOU WERE TO CHOOSE YOUR OWN DEATH, HOW
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE? - quick and painless.

2. WHAT WOULD BE THE FIRST THING THAT YOU WOULD
DO IF U WAKE UP ONE MORNING AND FIND OUT THAT
YOU'RE GENDER HAS CHANGED? - hmmm.... i'll probably take a nice long shower and "explore" :D

3. IF YOU WERE GIVEN THE CHANCE TO BECOME
INVISIBLE, WHAT WOULD BE THE FIRST THING THAT
YOU WOULD DO? -go to places i'm not allowed to go :D

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY? - i can't remember... i do remember getting easter candies, though... a candy hen that lays candy eggs...

5. WHAT WAS THE VERY FIRST MOVIE THAT YOU SAW? - i can't remember

6. DO YOU EVER DREAM OF BEING A POLITICIAN? - yup! i'm just too afraid that i'd get killed the first week i'm in office. i'd be exposing and going up against very well connected people

7. WHAT WAS THE WEIRDEST DREAM THAT YOU HAD? - that i was trapped somewhere and the whole place was getting smaller

8. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? - i do.

9. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE STUCK IN AN
ELEVATOR ALONE FOR AN HOUR? - i'd try to pry the doors open and get out. i hate being in confined spaces.

10. DO YOU BELEIVE THAT FINISHING STUDIES IS THE
KEY TO SUCCESS? - it gives you a head start, yes

11. DO YOU ENJOY WATCHING OR LISTENING TO GHOST
STORIES? - it depends on where i am or who i'm with

12. HAVE YOU HAD ANY PARANORMAL EXPERIENCES? - yes. quite a lot

13. WHAT'S YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION? - do those things really make a difference? you shouldn't wait til the new year to make a change

14. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR? - to not be loved

15. HOMOSEXUALITY.. - everyone is entitled to his or her own choice

16. IS IT OKAY FOR YOU TO FLIRT WITH ANOTHER
GUY/GIRL THOUGH YOU ALREADY ARE COMMITTED WITH
SOMEONE ELSE? - i don't do that.... i flirt when i'm single and available... and a good flirt i can be, too :)

17. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE IN THE
WORLD? - hmmm.... can't say.

18. DO YOU HAVE A STAGE FRIGHT? - yes. and it's caused me a number of times losing a part i auditioned for.

19. HAVE YOU EVER IMAGINED YOURSELF KILLING
ANYONE? - do cockroaches count? hehehehe. i haven't yet... but i know i'm well capable of dong so.

20. HAVE YOU EVER STOLE ANYTHING IN YOUR WHOLE
LIFE? - as far as i know, i haven't...

21. DO YOU HAVE ANY CELEBRITY FRIENDS? NAME ALL. - i'd rather not name them, but, yes, i've a few friends who are TV hosts, models, actresses, and the like..

22. HAVE YOU ENGANGED YOURSELF IN ANY BUSINESS
BEFORE? - always.

23. ARE YOU COMPUTER LITERATE? - i'm online here, right?.

24. WHAT BORES YOU? - lots of things... although i try to be interested in as much things as i can.

25. IF OFFERED A MILLION PESOS, WOULD YOU RUN
NAKED IN YOUR STREET? - maybe i would... .

26. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RIDE AT ENCHANTED
KINGDOM? - space shuttle and anchors aweigh

27. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONFINED IN A HOSPITAL? WHY? - dehydration.

28. ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, DID YOU EVER DREAM OF
BECOMING A NUN OR A PRIEST? - uhm... no.

29. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE COMMERCIAL? - i love watching commercials... it'd be the well-produced commercials, especially the globe ones

30. WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON THAT
YOU'VE LEARNED IN YOUR LIFE? - everything is a matter of perspective